#I love the Slytherin skittles

[etherealriver]

Evan: *Whispering French into Barty's ear*

Barty: *Literally can't breathe*

Regulus, who's sitting next to him on the couch: *Fighting for his life not to laugh because Evan's not saying anything remotely sexy, he's just complaining about the weather*

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus Black’s biography

[sophplanetoflove]

hm this is hard (Remus Lupin)

version without severus .

[a-great-tragedy]

Okay, Seer Pandora who is constantly mixing up the future with the present and keeps accidentally dropping hints about people’s futures:

“Hey Dorcas! Where’s your girlfriend- wait, I forgot it hasn’t happened yet..”

“I can’t believe you’re actually marrying your brother’s best friend Reg- hold on those are spoilers. Forget I said anything”

[ecstarry]

imagine regulus’ bachelor trip were he made pandora best woman and she makes everyone wear pink team groom shirts and pink cowboy hats with sparkles and honestly reg doesn’t mind because the sight of all of them with matching shirts in the airport is fucking hilarious they are in the american express lounge waiting for their flight and parents are keeping their children close and covering their ears because barty ‘bad mouth’ crouch can’t stop talking about all the absolutely not family friendly activities they will be doing that weekend

[adharastarlight]

Reg sneaking into his dorm at 2am, uniform a little dishevelled

Barty, turning the light on and stroking a cat like a bond villain: why hello, you're out awfully late

Reg: ...uhm-

Evan, appearing in the shadows next to Barty: it's dreadfully strange how the light affects the colours of ties

Reg:

Reg: merde

[moonssong]

You don't understand, it's THEM.

[swimmingclass1978]

What if reg was an animagi and he could turn into a duck.

Imagine walking down the hogwarts corridor and you see james and sirius being chased by a duck with a wand in its mouth.

Idk just something about fussy duck reg sitting on top of james' head quacking at everyone

[starchasing-chocolate]

5/5 😭❤️

[aidens-ocean-galaxy]

nerdy, blonde, ravenclaw barty becoming the rebellious, black with green tips haired, bad bitch he is to not only piss off his dad, but to impress a certain slytherin boy

[aithusarosekiller]

Why is it so funny to imagine the different reactions to Reg coming out as gay. Because I feel like it was obvious to almost everyone except him for a very long time.

Like for the sake of the joke we're pretending homophobia is practically not a thing. Maybe it's a modern au or smth but:

Regulus: I'm gay.

-

Barty 'amazing academic skills 0 people skills' crouch jr: ... 😧 seriously? You? Men? REALLY??? LIKE REALLY??? ACTUALLY???

Dorcas; who he'd temporarily dated when they were both questioning their sexualities: mhm, same

Pandora and Narcissa: I had a feeling. I wanted to wait for you to tell me first though.

James, who'd somehow missed the memo when everyone else had already found out: Really? Oh! That's...yeah that's good. Yup. That's great for us-you. Great for you. I did not know that but I'm glad you're comfortable with it and.....stuff. Very supportive of that. Yeah. So. That's great! ...anyway-

Remus, Peter, Mary, and Lily: yeah that checks out honestly

Marlene, finding out when it's casually mentioned by barty at some point: I fucking KNEW IT!!

Sirius, knowing he's telling him because it's the closest he can plausibly get to telling his parents: a soft little forehead kiss and a gentle 'I know' that just completely heals his inner child

Evan: *requires a definition* ohhhh, that's weird. Chill tho.

[sexymoonmansslut]

regulus mf black

i love him your honor. my bbg.

[thelegitcasper]

regulus to james

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Pandora: fight me

Barty: *standing behind her* touch her and you'll regret it

Even: *standing behind both of them* touch either of them and you won't live long enough to regret anything

[moondustinfj]

*Regulus fake dating Barty to make James jealous*

Barty *in a fake accent* : Regulus, love, you'll have to introduce me

Barty: *wraps his arms around Regulus' neck*

Regulus: Of course. This is James

James *looking between them* : Hi

Barty * taking James' hand* : Sorry, Jim?

James *annoyed*: It's James.

Barty: Jacob? Jacques? Giacomo?

Regulus: James

Barty: Ooooh ok, fancy

James: It was...nice to meet you

Barty: So nice to meet you too Hamish

[number1abbasupporter]

Pandora: I have a bunch of questions to ask you Reggie

Regulus, skeptically: okay

Pandora: what’s your favorite color

Regulus: green

Pandora: favorite subject

Regulus: potions

Pandora: favorite day

Regulus: sunday

Pandora: what’s your boyfriends name

Regulus: James

Regulus:

Regulus: shit

Evan:

Barty:

Dorcas:

Pandora: my job is done here